News for February 7th, 2008
We know it's wordy. We even cut it down some. Ah well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE!!!
Script for February 7th, 2008
Ninja Comic: Today is my fellow comedian, Eddie Izzard's birthday. And I think it is funny that some people still won't listen to his stand up
just be cause he is a transvestite.
Ninja Comic: Eddie is not the first transvestite I have seen either. I ran into a villain named Trollvestite once and we had to bring him in.
Even the cops were wary. You know, "Which cell do we put him in?"
Ninja Comic: But I've noticed a strong lack of transvestite heroes. I mean I know why and all but still I can only imagine how that would go.
Victim: HELP! HELP! I'm being mugged!
Captain TV: Hello. Do you need saving?
Victim: Oh, could I be rescued by somebody else? You're, you know.
Captain TV: Hang on, what do you care? You're in danger, yeah?
Victim: Well, it's just that...
Captain TV: Oh I see, last week you were mugged and rescued by a vampire bat guy. Does he suck blood?
Captain TV: Before that you were rescued by some shirtless freak with pierced nipples and you were ok with that too.
Victim: But I like piercings...
Captain TV: Four weeks ago you were rescued by Commando Amanda, who was in a Rambo getup with just ammo belts coving up her...pectoral muscles.
Victim: Hey. Empowered women that...
Captain TV: Dress like men are still cross dressing transvestites by definition. Think of the deterrent I represent? If he gets arrested by me, how do you think he will be able to face his fellow gang members?
Hellion 1: What happened Spike?
Orc Pawn: Uhhh, nothing.
Hellion 2: I heard you were busted by a bloke in a dress.
Orc Pawn: No, no...it was a girl...with a really big gun.
Hellion 1: Yeah, a big girl, with broad shoulders, narrow hips, and too much eye makeup.
Orc Pawn: Stop it!
Ninja Comic: Who knows, maybe a cross dressing hero would help reduce recidivism in gang members.
Ninja Comic: Oh, just Google it when you get home.