News for August 23rd, 2007

See, we can do potty humor. Probably not the kind you would like, but still. And as for being a member of the "club," wash your hands people, most people get food poisoning from themselves.

In other news, awful busy. The TV computer died and I am rebuilding it. Fun times.

Well, it's been one hell of a week but, I'm still standing so it's all good! On the positive side we got to play DnD last weekend and will be playing again this up and coming weekend. My lawful good -half elf - pally is fun to play. She's kinda snide but is turning out to be one of the more clear thinkers in the group...what with Ninja's "greasy boy". See ya next week!


Comic number- 220
Panels - 4
Toons in comic - 1
Creation time - an hour
Layers - 25
Number of things that can't be done in game - 1
Time script has been in the hopper - 1/2 minute


Script for August 23rd, 2007

Super Curmudgeon:   You got it right boys and girls. I am back.

Super Curmudgeon:   The topic for today is restrooms.

Super Curmudgeon:   I'm not going to go into detail about the lack of cleanliness in there, nope. Got a much bigger gripe or two to share.

Super Curmudgeon:   What possesses you to use the cell phone in there? Seriously, you are acting like a three year old stealing cookies. You act like sound doesn't travel. The fact is, you are a liar. I hear you answer and then say "nothing." If you are up to nothing then leave the stall!

Super Curmudgeon:   Next time I hear the guy in the stall next to me chatting away, I am going to start making the most heinous and rude noises I can. And if I ever hear a flush in the background when somebody calls me, I am hanging up and never talking to them again.

Super Curmudgeon:   Finally, if you use the cell phone in the lavatory, then I never want to borrow your phone. You're probably not in the "club" anyway. If you don't know the "club," then you probably don't wash your hands either.