News for June 8th, 2007

What's Been Chewed, the latest in really bad reality TV.  If the worlds entertainment can trundle along and go off a cliff...well so can we.  Take that corporate television.

Thursday night we had a warm up improv practice.  Apparently, next Thursday we are performing at Bovine's BMX.  If you find yourself in Denver June 14th, stop in and take a gander.  Who knows, you might like it.

Pirates is on the slate for this weekend, we'll see if we actually make it there.

YEA! It's Friday! Okay some things that I just think are really spiffy - Microsoft surface. Also who knew that they had National Association of Photoshop Professionals - (NAPP) with a cheesy TV program chock full of new and helpful photoshopy stuff. See ya Monday!

See you Monday.

Comic number- 208
Panels - 4
Toons in comic - 6
Creation time - 4 and a half hours
Layers - 73
Number of things that can't be done in game - 8
Time script has been in the hopper - 11 days


Script for June 8th, 2007

KRO-GAR:    Audience best audience ever! Now time to play World's favoritest game! What's Been Chewed!

KRO-GAR:    Let's meet contestants!

KRO-GAR:    Who are you?

Nitui:    My name is Nitui.  I work at a...

KRO-GAR:    That nice. Next KRO-GAR have?

Francois Chocolate:    Mon nom est...

KRO-GAR:    That nice. Last but not least, KRO-GAR's boss Rats!

Rats:    Kid, you shouldn't tell them, they'll think the game is rigged.

KRO-GAR:    Now KRO-GAR have the kids chew something from tray offstage! All catering done by Out-Front Steaks!

KRO-GAR:    Kids, twenty seconds up. Take positions while contestants guess what was chewed.

KRO-GAR:    Contestants look at monitor one. Write down guess.


Francois Chocolate:    Ces enfants ne se brossent-ils pas les dents?

KRO-GAR:    TIME UP! Nobody guessed again? KRO-GAR guess Pork Rinds, Spinach, and Cherry Popsicle! KRO-GAR win again!