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News for February 14th, 2007

Happy Valentines Day!!!!

 




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Script for February 14th, 2007

Cupid:    All right ya bums, since you're all strung out over this Valentines Day stuff, I was told ta give you guys some tips:

Cupid:    1.  Valentines day is fine for getting engaged, not married.

Cupid:    2.  Flowers does not make up for being a jerk the rest of the year.

Cupid:    3.  Love, happiness, and all that jazz is both peoples responsibility.  If that romantic evening isn't happening for ya, it's not just their fault.  You can make reservations too.

Cupid:    Happy Valentines Day...Ya Bums!

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