News for February 14th, 2007
Happy Valentines Day!!!!
Script for February 14th, 2007
Cupid: All right ya bums, since you're all strung out over this Valentines Day stuff, I was told ta give you guys some tips:
Cupid: 1. Valentines day is fine for getting engaged, not married.
Cupid: 2. Flowers does not make up for being a jerk the rest of the year.
Cupid: 3. Love, happiness, and all that jazz is both peoples responsibility. If that romantic evening isn't happening for ya, it's not just their fault. You can make reservations too.
Cupid: Happy Valentines Day...Ya Bums!