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News for January 15th, 2007

Ah yes, who doesn't like Billy Joel?  Seriously, who doesn't?  If you know somebody that doesn't like him, I am certain he will hire the Minions to take care of it.  Where was I?  So, if you don't know the song here is my link-fu skillz at work!

In other news, we had a great time down at my sisters birthday party.  Did you know that Mardi Gras uses tons of Purple, Green, and Orange (gold)?  It's really a Ninja Comic party!  WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

For all you Star Wars freaky freaky freaky freaks...Chad Vader if you missed it!

Not much else to say except that I am terribly sorry that the site is running poorly.  We have lodged our complaint on their site but I doubt it will amount to much.

Really early morning tomorrow so I'm sorry this is gonna be short but do enjoy the extra long comic! Have a great week all and we'll see ya Friday!

 

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Script for January 15th, 2007

The Longest Time: Billy Joel

Filk
Loyal for all time: Minions

LOY-OY-OY-AL
Loyal for all time
LOY-OY-AL
Loyal for all time

When you hired us to rob that bank last night
We broke in though security was tight
What else could we do
We are indentured to you
And we'll be loyal until the end of time

Once we thought our ancestors were wrong
Being trained to kill people is wrong
But now we're minions
Taught to have no real opinions
And we'll be loyal if the checks on time

LOY-OY-OY-AL
Loyal for all time
LOY-OY-AL
Loyal for all time

Now that creaking you're hearing down the hall
And it should be no surprise at all
We're here to kill you
Or maybe just kidnap you
You do realize you didn't pay on time

Now you're saying we're in the wrong
We know we're right
You know you're wrong
Now you're groveling there on the floor
You've gone too far
It's just honor we're here for

Who can guess how long till we're gone
Maybe our next boss won't hear this song
They'll take their chances
They don't know how harsh revenge is
We're sure they'll pay us all right on time

You have second thoughts for your part
But I have a blade
Poking your heart
Now we know what kind of man you are
You begged really hard
And you've payed like we hoped for

We know too well the consequence it brings
We can be ordered to die for simple things
But that's not so bad
Some future boss will be glad
We will be quite loyal till the end of time

LOY-OY-OY-AL
Loyal for a time
LOY-OY-AL
Loyal for a time
LOY-OY-OY-AL
Loyal for a time
LOY-OY-AL
Loyal for a time

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