News for December 8th, 2006
I'm sure yous mugs is wondering why this is so funny. Most of those hero types travel by monorail in the city, where as the villains almost always use the ferry. Point is, if you was from a small town in Kansas, you would be saying "Whoah!" to both entrances.
Yeah yeah yeah, "in other news," Ninja and Nitui have contracted one of the wonderful wandering diseases so I'm stuck here doing the news. Next time I'll make KRO-GAR one sentence his way through the news. "KRO-GAR this...KRO-GAR that...KRO-GAR like puppies," whatever.
Hope you get mugged.
Script for December 8th, 2006
Photo of the gates to Magic Kingdom Orlando