News for May 19th, 2006

I am betting I have disappointed at least one fan.  But you have to give Ninja his due, he tried to get a "real" job.  I am certain this will turn out poorly, as it always does, but it's fun to tag along for the ride.

In other news, we are heading towards comic number 100, and as soon as we work out the details, we are going to announce in the forum what we have planned to commemorate this event.  We thought of jet packs for everybody but realized that we just don't have that kind of money.  If I had that kind of money, I could take some writing classes and start making a real literary contribution to this place. I sure miss my Holiday Jet Pack.

It's getting hotter outside as we trundle towards summer.  I am not a fan of the summer, and neither is anybody that is within eyeshot of me.  I am starting to wear shorts again, and as you know, I am a PC tech by trade and a PC geek by habit.  Yes, they need to wear sunglasses, even at night.

So, to while away the time indoors without fear of being blinded by my legs, here is a nice little game.  Bauns

Pretty quiet week here at the Ninja/Nitui ranch so, not much to report. We're looking forward to Armed Forces Day because there is a nasty rumor of a battle reenactment happening. Hopefully the only blood loss will be by the losing side….and that I'm not on it. It's sick to find this funny but…. as I'm sitting here looking at my calendar Emergency Medical Services Week starts right after Armed Forces Day…ironic no? See you Monday!


Script for May 19th, 2006

Bar:    You're kinda small to be a bouncer.

Ninja Comic:    True, but I can take on a whole gang at once.

Bar:    We'd prefer to use intimidation and not bodily harm to keep them inline.

Burger Place:    Mr. Comic?  We can't allow you in the kitchen area.

Ninja Comic:    Why?

Burger Place:    You were black listed by a Culinary School professor...and you're scaring the children.

Call Center:    I'm afraid we don't have any openings in Ninja Tech support.

Ninja Comic:    How can that be?

Call Center:    There's an awful lot of ninjas working off school loans.

Call Center:    Heck, we have a six month waiting list.

Ninja Comic:    I've sunk so far.

Ninja Comic:    Yeah, Bernie?

Ninja Comic:    Yeah, long time no talk

Ninja Comic:    So ... any stand up gigs for me?

Ninja Comic:    Thanks.